Deceit & Lies

Dictionary Definition of deceit

1 : the act of causing someone to accept as true or valid what is false or invalid :deception achieving one’s goals through a web of deceit

deceitful: guilty of or involving deceit; deceiving or misleading others.

Hello, my name is David Deceitful.
I have been an Elder for many years in a Leicestershire Congregation of Jehovah’s witnesses.

So how did I get the name Deceitful you may ask?

That’s down to a number of skills I have acquired as an Elder over the last 35 years.
One of them Is this. I like to tell everyone in the congregation I care about them especially the young children, but I wouldn’t be living up to my reputation and name if this were true. Let me give you an example.

We had a known paedophile move into my congregation, the first thing we do with them is make them feel very welcome we give them a lot of love and attention. What better way to do this than to move them into a local book study group with lots of naïve young children.
Of course, to be truly effective in this policy you must tell no one in that group including the parents that they have a paedophile in their midst. We allow them free association in the group with all the children they wish including some who have already been affected by a previous predator that we let in before.  

Another skill I have and my biggest asset is to only get one side of a story when I am asked to deal with a problem. As an Elder I can find out information from anybody but I find the best way is only to get the side of the story that I like perhaps because it comes from my mate or (friend with benefits) regardless of if they have any evidence to back it up. Then I like to help my favorite person by spreading their lie’s around, including to other family members and close friends and even the intended targets children if I think it will cause more harm (even my wife enjoys helping with this assignment). It’s even better if the matter is dealing with something big, perhaps for example a business being stolen including lots of fraudulent activity being done by the dishonest person. This I have found to be very effective in damaging the reputation of the truthful person even if perhaps they have 150 pages of evidence (including court documents emails and signed statements from the dishonest person showing that they are the guilty party) The last thing we need is the “truth” that gets in the way of our happy arrangement.

We had one such event that got so bad it eventually forced the truthful members to move to another congregation hundreds of miles away. We of course were very happy  with this outcome as it also meant that our problem of covering up child abuse and other untruths became easier as the members that left were so very insistent on things being done in an honest, truthful and Christian way (all the things we dislike)

To keep my reputation intact we couldn’t just let them leave, we had to cause trouble for them in their new congregation we had to completely destroy their reputation as soon as we could, otherwise we risked their new congregation Elders forming friendships with them and then choosing to listen to their testimony. So, what should we do?

 The solution was to get 2 car loads of Elders together around 8 of us, then to drive the 6 hours round trip to brother and sister truthful new congregation and speak directly with their body of Elders. The only problem we faced when the conversation started is that we had forgotten to agree on what lies we would tell the new congregation about them. So when they asked us what the problem was we found ourselves stuck for words, how embarrassing Eight of us all mute, it’s not like any of us could just speak up and tell the truth something that would be easily done. No it’s the opposite of what we needed. Fortunately, I had the presence of mind and thinking on my feet I said the one thing I knew would cause concern I just called them both “child abusers”. Well as  Elders we needed to make sure that their good name was destroyed beyond repair in that congregation quickly. This would guarantee that they would never be able to move forward. I can’t take all the credit for this one however as Barnaby B.S also spoke up.

The brothers and I need to give ourselves a pat on the back for the good job we did in sealing their outcome.

So you might wonder as that was a little while ago if we have anything more recent. Well I can tell you as an Elder that any child abuse that is currently brought out that we will do our best as Elders to hide it from all parents in the congregation and the police We have been authorised by our local branch not to report it to the authorities but rather to tell them first as they have a better understanding of how to cover it up. I also have been advised to refuse to look at any news items or media coverage on child abuse that is brought to our attention, instead we tell our members that it is “apostate lies” in line with the policy of a group of men in America. I will give you an example of one such news item on Sky news recently (see this link) or Escaping Jehovah’s Witnesses: Inside the dangerous world of a brutal religion (see this link)

You must understand we have to do something about all those that are speaking out about the child abuse even the courts and authorities are calling it a pandemic. It’s our job as elders to keep them quite so we usually just disfellowship them. I will tell you more about this another time.

So, I do hope after reading this you will want to know more about Jehovah’s witnesses.

Please have a look at this page Costs I have put together a breakdown of how much time and money we spend in covering up the truth you will find it very informative.

We look forward to seeing you soon at a kingdom hall near you (sorry a lot have been sold so you may have to travel) perhaps go to the Catholics, Baptists, Methodists, C of E  or any other religion as they dont have the problems we do. Or alternatively, join us on Zoom. You will need to email me for the code first as we don’t just let any Tom Dick or Harry join, remember we want sheep that we can control brainwash, and manipulate. If you have children please don’t bring them as we consider them to be enemies of God!

Brother D

p.s For anybody that may have concerns over this article please see the mission statement first. If you still have concerns then please email us at truth@thejw.org

Also you may like to look at the article (Elders Card) Sister Honesty explains how to stand up to deceitful and arrogant Elders.